The Hellish/Heavenish Bar

Post by **Chroelle** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:11

I just got an excellent story that I need to share with you. I was talking drivers license yesterday during my lunchbreak with some colleagues. One of my co-workers told me that they werent very lucky in his family.

HIM: He got his driverslicense and on the drive home from the test, the road was a bit slippery nd he ended up hammering his van into a house. 2 weeks later he was forced into a ditch by a driver going the wrong way on a one way street. And a week later again, he was pumping gas at a gas-station, and signalled to the car behind him that h could drive closer if he needed to. The other driver did the same signal to him, and of course they ended up following eachothers waves, and crashed together as my co-worker reveresed, and the other driver drove forward.

HIS SISTER: She got her license and was allowed to use her fathers car while he was a way on business. On the first day he called home to say that he got safely to his destination... Well his wife could tell him, that his dear daughter not only crashed the car but did so while reversing in their driveway, and well.... We need a new corner on our house.... She broke both the car and the house in one go...

And to top it all off they didn't sell that type of masson stones anymore so they have a colorshade differences on that corner, forever to remember the daughter of her accident, and why she can't borrow dads car no more

Pitkin · Post by **Pitkin** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:31

I wish I could laugh, but even though I've never crashed a car while driving (I drive so extremely rarely), I consider myself such a dreadful driver that I do not dare commenting on others' misfortune. Driving's not nice, gives me a headache due to all the concentrating.

In addition to driving my own vehicle, I dislike travelling by ferry and am afraid of flying... walking, riding a bike, train or bus are the options I don't feel like dying all the time, and busses I dislike due to crowds. I suck when it comes to moving from place A to place B. -_-

In other news, yesterday I was feeling creative (or rather, felt the need to vent my inner feelings

) and wrote two texts; a non-rhyming poem and part of my autobiography for future reference. ^^; After getting those two done I was able to sit in the computer class till midnight feeling good about myself and trying to ~~convince suspecting people that porn is not the only thing online stores sell~~ get my Visa Electron working on online stores. Without much success, though.

SGSW · Post by **SGSW** » Wed May 10, 2006 20:07

That is something of a story Chrolle, you know what that means don't you?

Don't Drive EVER

mistergreen77 · Post by **mistergreen77** » Thu May 11, 2006 4:35

It is a risky world. You can be the best driver in the world and something like this can still happen. My wife isn't the best driver, but she pulled up behind a truck with its hazard lights on. When she went to drive around it the truck reversed in to the passenger side of the vehicle and wrote off the car. I think the accident was avoidable and that she pulled up too close, but she doesn't take criticism well so I don't speak of it. Our laws say it was the truck drivers fault because vehicles reversing must always give way so our insurance didn't ask many questions.

Baldie · Post by **Baldie** » Thu May 11, 2006 6:11

Hi peoples

Guinness please

Its been awhile since I was last here, however there were things in RL that needed sorting out, most of those who are members of BD will know what I am talking about, however The Bald one is back and ready to pick up where I left off.

Post by **Chroelle** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:46

Sounds good

Are you running....?

It's good to have you and Pridy back.

Dizi · Post by **Dizi** » Thu May 11, 2006 11:19

welcome back baldie

and you too pridy

So happy you are both returning to places where you were missed a lot

SG will kill me for this but....Free drinks for all till monday to celebrate

Baldie · Post by **Baldie** » Thu May 11, 2006 14:12

Thanks Dizi, I appreciate the thought, and if SG gets too upset, remember you can always refuse him service on OG and if necessary in my Tavern on BD

Guinness please

So what other world shaking events have been happening during my absence?

SGSW · Post by **SGSW** » Thu May 11, 2006 14:48

Baldie wrote:Thanks Dizi, I appreciate the thought, and if SG gets too upset, remember you can always refuse him service on OG and if necessary in my Tavern on BD
Guinness please :cheers:
So what other world shaking events have been happening during my absence?

So you two thought I wasn't playing truant and that I wouldn't find out on the spot the terrible crime you 2 are preparing to commit

This calls for extreme measures

* /me reemembers that he loves Dizi too much too kill her *

No matter theree are many ways to skin a cat

* /me traps all the Malibu in the world on a secret dimension *

* /me forces Baldie to share half of his daily 1 barrel ration with Dizi till monday *

You can run, but you can't hide from the one who has completed the True Ascension

ANd welcome back you two, I'll answer your threads later

Chillum · Post by **Chillum** » Thu May 11, 2006 16:05

*Joins the conversation*

Hey people! Beer please! oh, free? Nice!!

Ahh, finally I'm done with my exams.. Or at least some of them.. I don't know what it's called in english, but I am done with the ones where you have to write..

mistergreen77 · Post by **mistergreen77** » Thu May 11, 2006 16:22

Coconut Liqueur
1 litre white rum
1 freshly grated coconut kernel
800 g sugar
250 mL water
Steep grated coconut in the alcohol for 8 days. Strain, add sugar syrup.

Damn.. eight days is too long to wait.

Tinoco · Post by **Tinoco** » Thu May 11, 2006 16:50

Yellow everyone!

GREAT NEWS Just installed my net connection yesterday so I'll be comming back soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get the Drink stock on its maximum cause I'm coming back thursty!

So How's everyone?

Pitkin · Post by **Pitkin** » Thu May 11, 2006 17:22

Welcome back, Tinoco-san! Good thing you've got your internet access running. ^_^

Me? I'm running out of patience regarding online shopping / payments. My rubbish Visa Electron's obviously not been authorised to be used in anything cool, so PayPal (and millions of stores) are practically out of my reach. The best part is that my beloved bank has not responded to my enquiry; it's great when one gets better customer service at a service station or on a porn site than from one's own bank. Grrrr... -_-x

Post by **Chroelle** » Thu May 11, 2006 17:43

Great to see you're online again Tinoco.

I took my driving test today... well....

need I say more....?

Damn right of way right turns....

This reflects my mood pretty well

Pitkin · Post by **Pitkin** » Thu May 11, 2006 18:10

Sorry to hear that, Chroelle-san.

You should eat something nice to get over it; you'll get it over with on the second try then.

espenso84 · Post by **espenso84** » Thu May 11, 2006 18:34

Am sorry for you Chroelle... But I know you'll get it right the next time

I'll have a case of beers since it's free!!! cheers

SGSW · Post by **SGSW** » Thu May 11, 2006 21:09

Great, Chrolle will not murder someone with his car today

oh wait there is always next time, bugger

Now that Tinoco, Baldie and I are back, I think it's time to start increasing the wolrd's production of beer, I'm not sure it will be enough to cover our demands.

Now let me have a garrafão de tinto

Chillum · Post by **Chillum** » Thu May 11, 2006 22:10

Better stay away from Carlsberg, cause that's MINE!

Hehe

*Grabs a beer...*

Again, sorry to hear about your driving test.. And of course you'll do it next time..!

;););););););););)

Cheers!

SGSW · Post by **SGSW** » Thu May 11, 2006 22:22

Better stay away from Carlsberg, cause that's MINE!

/me locks all Carlsberg in the world in another secret dimensuion just to teach Chillum who is The Boss

Chillum · Post by **Chillum** » Thu May 11, 2006 22:31

Hmm... As far as I remember, I am actually the boss of you, SGSW..

:twisted::twisted: MUHAHAHAHAAAH

:twisted::twisted:

You know, you're game hunter, and I am game hunter leader... So behave, or you wont get paid this month!

Oh.. Ehm.. Forget that.. Ehh.. Just... Behave! Or i'll.. Ehh.. do something.. ehh..

And give me my beers back!