The Hellish/Heavenish Bar

Pitkin · Post by **Pitkin** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 20:31

Now wait a second, all this trouble for nothing but a small plumbing problem? Trucks? Boiling hot water? Sheesh, am I the only one who knows how to deal with these issues?

*takes off his glasses, marches into the bathroom and gives the toilet seat a good sturdy kick*

*flushes*

*hears someone screaming *CENSORED**

*grits teeth, comes back to the bar and wears his glasses again*

Alright, do what you see best, wiseguys. -_-

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:07

* meanwhile down in the maze eMTe desperately blocks with his back the main outflow pipe... *

Think eMTe, think, quickly, what would Lester Chaykin do in such situation...?

* Lester Chaykin's voice in eMTe's head *

"Run, eMTe, run!!! RUN!!!"

* without longer consideration eMTe, leaded by professor's Chaykin voice begins the insane run... *

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... * BIG CENSORED * AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

/to be continued...

welp · Post by **welp** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:38

Aaaargh.... Just came from work.... Only to see pipes stucked... Okey dokey I will do what a real plumber needs to do... Just drink another bottle of wisniowka and then getb to work... eMTe!!!
Is it you???

Dizi · Post by **Dizi** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:00

Pleas ignore anything that reminds you of eMTe down there welp. eMTe is on and adventure holiday and hell has been known to play some nasty tricks on people. So my advise hurry up and fix the pluming if you want to and get out of there. Give me a shout when you want out though as we don't want anything else in hell escaping into here...not yet anyway

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:02

* the underground tsunami takes eMTe to the far and upper-lying parts of the maze *

At least it's dry here. But I'm still hungry and I havent smoked for whole day and I still can't see anything in this * CENSORED * darkness... ... ... Hey! I see the light! And I feel fresh air!

* eMTe rushes towards the small hole in the wall and sticks his head out hoping it's not another maze system... *

What the...? I know this place!!! I'm in the...

/to be continued (hint: not on this forum)

Parvini · Post by **Parvini** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:46

I can see a lot of "censored" activity going on here, let us not forget to make use of Steven Richards:

welp · Post by **welp** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 14:22

I'd rather mix the hot water with some chemicals as well, just to make the effect

If it's free beer, then I want some Tyskie... Maybe the smell of it will bring my buddy eMTe back to us?? And yes. I have to smoke a ciggie... That will direct him straight to the bar...

SGSW · Post by **SGSW** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 21:11

*dizi goes behind the bar and pushes a button. The floor disapears from eMTe's feet and he plumits into hell.

If you can find the lift back up then you may use it...but the maze is really hard so don't count on finding it for a few days

Dizi, Let's see if we get a few things straight, I am the only one who should be testing the elevators

* /me looks to Dizi and remembers he can't/doesn't want to be angry with her *

Did you listen to me? I am not bloody joking !!!

* /me takes a good look at Dizi and remembers why I never become mad with her *

* /me finally fixes the problem by installing admin rights in the command console/board *

And it's cold here!!! So this is hell???!!!

Don't tell me you have send the poor bloke to the 9th level, what has he done?

BTW Dizi. You gotta ask SGSW to turn up the heat. Its getting cold around the feet in here....

In a minute, if you're so old and cold, I'll get you sit by a fireplace

Now let us get this straight.

1- I will not allow the use of the expression Censored in here, use acronyms, swear and curse in you own language or else you the *** or harmless expressions that very few people know about. Anyone who is found using a photo or the word censored/censor will have a very unpleasant surprise

2- I wish to know what has eMTe done to deserve such a fate, pretend that I am an historian of sorts and I want to know where I can dig up the information connected with this mystery lore?

@Parvini

PTT is a home brew drink I made especially for the ocasion

Dizi · Post by **Dizi** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 23:31

ohhh, but eMTe likes mazes SG I thought he would have fun down there. Pluse he implied that I spammed this bar when there was only four posts on monday I think it was...he had to pay for such evil talk about me

Plus its not like its the hardest maze we have down there, I could have made it the one that takes a 10 years to get to the end of. this only takes a few days.

Ohh and SG I never touched your lift I used the button behind the bar, I told eMTe that if he could find his way to the lift he could use it, so how will he get back up here now that the admin button has been installed?

SGSW · Post by **SGSW** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 23:55

I will let eMTe suffer a little more, if you accept that I have full control of who goes to hell and who goes to heaven (however, I am always opened to suggestions)

Now let us have a Malibu while eMTe finds his way out

* /me discreetly sends eMTe a map to get up 1/2 of the way *

BTW, where and when did he call you a spammer .. and why does Railo wants revenge?

Railwaymodeler · Post by **Railwaymodeler** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:31

I don't want revenge, I just just enjoy torturing people

!

Somehow this is considered fun for me right now, a sort of proxy for my own general feeling (You figure it out)

Ancsur2002 · Post by **Ancsur2002** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 21:02

Railwaymodeler wrote:I don't want revenge, I just just enjoy torturing people !

I love people like you

SGSW · Post by **SGSW** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 0:19

I see that we have ... interesting times ahead of us; I can hardly wait to future developments

Now let me have a beer and tell me where did eMTe insulted Dizi.

espenso84 · Post by **espenso84** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 0:21

Where is everyone?? It´s been REALLY quiet here lately... Is it just because eMTe is gone?? strange.... Well, anyway, give me a whiskey, I´m celebrating that it´s Friday!

SGSW · Post by **SGSW** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 0:37

Here you have your whiskey lad, why aren't on a pub celebrating friday night.

So what is your explanation, lad

espenso84 · Post by **espenso84** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:42

If the question is why I´m not on a pub today, the answer is simple; I´m BROKE! I don´t get any money until next friday..... I´ve been without money for over a month.... What I don´t understand is how I´ve afforded to party every weekend since then

There´s even a party tomorrow, but I´m not really sure if I´m going..

SGSW · Post by **SGSW** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:25

Well, you could try to make a kind of hunger strike, so that you would save the money for the parties

D

Anyway if you're broke for a month how come you went to a party 1/2 weeks ago

espenso84 · Post by **espenso84** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:53

I have been borrowing some money.... And a bottle of booze... And some beers:) But don´t worry, I always pay my debts. Actually I hate borrowing money and such, but when people offer me money so I can hang out at a party, how can I say no??:P hehe, maybe I´ll pop in on the party tonight, but I don´t think I´ll be drinking tonight

Chillum · Post by **Chillum** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 15:06

Hmm.. Quite much talking about quite many things..

Whats with the *CENSORED* thing?

*Grabs a beer..*

Espen, that sounds quite dangerous

The not-drinking-at-the-party-i-am-going-to-tonight-thing!

espenso84 · Post by **espenso84** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 16:23

Just forget it! I got some beers... hehe, Just got myself 24 tuborgs, hehe. Too bad they aren´t bought in denmark. The norwegian ones suck compared to the danish ones.