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Re: Why are you happy today?

Post by eMTe » Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:31

I am happy, because I have been offered a position in a newly born portal. It is devoted to wide range of themes, from neuroscience, through electronic gadgets, history to conspiracy theories, focusing on the latter unfortunately, but I am free to write what I want so far. It was started by the guy who, in early 90-ies, was writing for one of the first gaming magazines in Poland who later became also movie critic. In the said magazine he paired with another guy (who is also writing for the portal) and they had sort of platonic dialogues where two opposite stances clashed. It is visible now also - he writes mostly about things like JFK assassination, Atlantis, Sumerian gods, Nazca lines and he appears to treat these themes very seriously, while his teammate writes mostly about hard scientific stuff. I am still not sure if he believes in all these wild theories or it's just the role he plays... Anyway, I stay in between as so far I write about practically everything - ranging from history of internet hoaxes to language of thought hypothesis.

There is also possibility that it will become paid job from spring as they so far like more than much what I write; if the portal will survive - things change quickly in web nowadays. Best thing is, I can practice writing proper articles signed with my full name, so if any bullshit comes out - criticism lands on my chest. It's much more fun than anonymous "floating" posts and private messages.

Worse thing is, one must sit and write the article properly, but I avoid to spend more time in front of monitor than necessary. Unlaziness is painful.
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Re: Why are you happy today?

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Re: Why are you happy today?

Post by eMTe » Thu Jun 19, 2014 3:27

I am happy, because it finally got to me that the worse a person wishes the Universe the more heartwarming person it is.

I also put the final coffin to psychoanalysis as it got to me that psychoanalysis is simply any intimate relationship between two persons, based on talking and body language.

The rest is silence.
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Re: Why are you happy today?

Post by eMTe » Mon Aug 25, 2014 2:33

I am happy because I invented the Wittgenstein Club, a bit similar to Sons of Lee Marvin club.

Members of Wittgenstein Club are simply people whose faces resemble (or start to resemble) the most famous photo of Ludwig. Or at least they share the interests.

So far only me and Zyx are involved. We don't resemble Ludwig at all, but when we'll be in our fifties our faces will.

The subclub of the club is Aphex Twin club. People belonging to the club resemble Aphex Twin. Or his music. So far there is only one member.

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Re: Why are you happy today?

Post by eMTe » Thu Aug 28, 2014 0:28

I am happy, because I discovered that...oh hell, nobody reads this forum anyway, so why post things considered social.

First thing I discovered is that you can pick up a girl on flight to azores. I have enough money to pay for both.

Second thing I discovered is that having a girl flying with you to azores or solomon islands is fun, in comparison with people who don't have money to move anywhere, but it gives you nothing. Fun doesnt equal money and sex for money is not fun. especially that i already that i already had sex with females looking like Catherine-Zeta Jones. Or anagelina, I don't remember which one had her breasts removed.

Third thing I discovered is that you can pick up girls on objects. Or dogs. Dog is an object. Just today, I was returning from work with silicon cake forms under my arm. There's this woman in a market I make shopping who [remove the whole history of eye contact] TOUCHED THIS FORM AND ASKED ABOUT IT. Capital letters. Basically, for some time, she was having this wild notion that I look on her everytime I (dots dots dots onlines buying cheapest *searching f**** see she moves her rubber band on her wedding finger.

f***. Wjatever, punch me in the face anytime. The woman I am talking about is just dreaming about physical contact. She knows I want to f*** her, I want to f*** her. She looks like Christy Canyon.

Last time, I had this dream of f*** Kari Silvennoinen, Chrolle, Tormuse. jayenkai, Pater Alf, Scythe. In a homosexual; way. It wasnt anything uns. f***.
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Re: Why are you happy today?

Post by eMTe » Thu Aug 28, 2014 0:29

oh come.

im just. you wish you wil
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Re: Why are you happy today?

Post by eMTe » Sun Aug 31, 2014 2:29

It's just mapping, really.

Mapping is all about

..how to explain this. Basically, mapping is all about having photos. You make a photo of your kid, so you map it. Kid is not "another human being", kid is

Oh hell, I was just trying to teach you the basics of why Tusk just became . Oh hell. You know. (you knows)

Base...&*%*%**%. He became the ruler of the world because nobody wants to. Putin doesn't want to, he just feels he want to. Tusk comes from my and Kari's breed

It begins to. It becames outrageously clear that the only onliness in aesthatetics way is simply. Guess it. Providing people for people. We're nothing more than a connection of Pater Alf to listening of *** song by eMTe f*** his married woman.

Who controls what I write? Who the f*** controls my controlling of myself, you stupid Wittgi?
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Post by Railwaymodeler » Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:29

eMTe wrote: Last time, I had this dream of f*** Kari Silvennoinen, Chrolle, Tormuse. jayenkai, Pater Alf, Scythe. In a homosexual; way. It wasnt anything uns. f***.
At least I was not in it! I think that's something to be happy about today right there.

Apart from that, Maria and I took Skoda to the park. We met a friend of ours there that has two boys, one who just turned 3. Skoda acts like she has a kind of crush on him sometimes. Watching the kids playing, I brought root beer along with, from a local brewery that does beer and root beer. Life was very good. There comes a point in your life where a good time means family, rather than anything else. Got home, and Skoda went to sleep early and so far has stayed asleep. After a while, you learn the value of this.

I got a doctor appointment today, and am going to start on wearing a patch that delivers pain medication, so I don't have to keep taking pills.
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Re: Why are you happy today?

Post by eMTe » Wed Sep 03, 2014 0:56

I wonder if there's any way of supporting people who post "things". Well, just like...that. Like nothing f***. People, you know. Just people. Carbon, proteins, evolution, madness, your usual like, just changed, but never more complex.

My friends from England. I don't really remember the ancient types/platonic ideas, well he was phlegmatic and she was an energetic woman. We had mutual friends and we generally belevied that it would be she who will leave him. Not too fun having a male easy to ridicule, is it? Well, now he f*** an Englishman woman and she (his former) suffers. Sure, he just writes it. He's not aware of timespace changes. Are you completely sure what is love? I am in love with Kari, for example. I can f*** a chair, just like that, I can hug a tree. I am changing the world, sure, but I still don't know how I change it. But it is controlled and having money (hegelian) influence, just like george soros dreamed and his wife putin

Well, now if [language language language options] I remember this one movie with
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Re: Why are you happy today?

Post by eMTe » Thu Sep 04, 2014 0:11

Well, just to sum up. If you want to talk with anyone choose a wife or milf of some sort.

Everything else is a spider.
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Post by Railwaymodeler » Thu Sep 04, 2014 3:11

eMTe, what kind of drugs are you on? :) I've read your posts, and no matter how many times I reread them, I still can't quite understand them.
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Re: Why are you happy today?

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He's high on life.
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Re: Why are you happy today?

Post by eMTe » Sat Sep 06, 2014 22:27

I am eternally amazed that you can write such a post during am hours.
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Re: Why are you happy today?

Post by eMTe » Wed Sep 10, 2014 0:51

My manipulation techniques reached new stage.

Right now, I am capable of making a philosophy out of any dreamed female body part. And make a novel from it. The problem is that my wife already discovered it and she's watching me. Still, it's an open relationship. I can mix chairs with humans, vulvas with taxes. Whatever. Whatever brings good results.

Well, it's getting increasingly [] that total freedom is not only good result, but also inherent capability of Universe of making itself...

Oh hell. I'm just persuading close frined of mine to have sex with me. Blahblaing about lack of difference between consciousness and chair, husband and lover, sky and earth. Oh, you know, the usual.

Some kind of persuadetron (Syndicate) would prove useful. To change 0 into 1, right now.

Oh boy. Oh boy.
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Re: Why are you happy today?

Post by eMTe » Wed Sep 10, 2014 23:57

I invented #uprisingporn# hashtag. Really.

It's particularly disturbing for some people, because atm we're having media (movies, comics, literature) resurgence of interest in Warsaw- and Warsaw ghetto uprising. Even most intelligent people don't quite catch that it's the putinist/catholic/depressive/apocalyptic movement. Polish punk (sic!) bands sing about uprisings. Rightist disease is deeper than I thought.

Apart from that, I just f*** my wife in the ass, what's the difference? ^^
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Re: Why are you happy today?

Post by Tormuse » Mon Dec 25, 2017 14:58

Thought today might be a good day to bring this thread back. :) (Especially in light of Jayenkai's remark that things were getting too miserable in the other thread) :P

Merry Christmas, everyone! :D

Later today, I'll be going to my parents' place for a family dinner and I'll get to see my brother and my two adorable nieces again. Should be good times. :)
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