Evil genie game part two :D

Post by **Chroelle** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 14:37

Granted to Zyx.

The only problem is that I opened up this one.

I wish the delivery man hadn't made long streaks on the floor when he came in with the new stove...

Post by **Zyx** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 14:43

(Good one, Chroelle. Whew, for a second there I was afraid you'd open MANY new evil genie threads... that would've been truly evil.)

SFault · Post by **SFault** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 23:07

Chroelle wrote: I wish the delivery man hadn't made long streaks on the floor when he came in with the new stove...

Granted, but the stove doesn't work and the guys who take it away make a horrible mess...

I wish I was smarter, alot.

SGSW · Post by **SGSW** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 0:53

Granted you become a lot samrter, but you also become a lot more distracyted and so when you're on your lab trying to invent the next detergent, you accidentily mix two highly reactive, explosive liquids and you kill yourself along with 10 blocks of the city.

I wish I could have a RPG session this weekend

Eric · Post by **Eric** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 0:42

I'm not sure what you needed the Rocket Propelled Grenade launcher for but your wish is granted.

However, your practice session is seen as an act of terrorism and strike aircraft are currently enroute to your location to napalm the entire area.

I wish I had a work vehicle which was quieter on the open road.

(What!?, you didn't mean that sort of RPG?

)

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:14

Granted, but your vehicle is so quiet that it is in fact completely noiseless. While driving the road one day your engine suddenly starts to cough and since you cant hear anything you find yourself being blasted in the air together with remaining parts of your body.

I wish I were paid for my job on this site.

Post by **Chroelle** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 17:51

Granted - never before has one man received so many pats on the shoulders as you. And you are still due another 20.000 shoulder-pats this month. Your shoulder might begin to ache before it just drops off.

I wish that I had money to pay people for this site instead of appreciations and shoulder-pats....

SGSW · Post by **SGSW** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 15:57

Granted; someone drops 100000000€ at your door step ... unfortunately it belongs to a drug lord that is very cheapstake and kills you and your gf when he finds out that there is sometrhing missing.

I wish the people I invited would come to my birthday party on saturday

SFault · Post by **SFault** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 20:39

SGSW wrote: I wish the people I invited would come to my birthday party on saturday

Granted, but they bring their friends with them, who also bring their friends with them and there's no room for you in the party(which btw is the greatest party ever).

I wish I had more time to do my school projects.

SGSW · Post by **SGSW** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 22:39

Granted you have an extra week to finish your current project, unfortunately you also receive 2 tons more of projects to finish on that timeframe. Enjoy your work

I wish I'd receive good news about my e-bay order on the next 24 hours

Usul · Post by **Usul** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 23:42

Granted - The seller sent it away but unforunately you wanted to save money on the shipping costs and it got lost.

I wish I had the full Star Trek The Next Generation DVD Collection...

Post by **Chroelle** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 17:24

Granted - you have entire series on DVD - but dubbed in Chinese.

I wish I had a faster internet connection...

SGSW · Post by **SGSW** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:10

Granted, you get a connection which is faster by the terrific amount of 0.000001 MBit.

I wish I would stop being ripped off by internet salers and the portuguese state

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Evil genie game part two :D

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