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"I will add ostrich runners this weekend."

Perfect :D

It sounds random, and that's all it needs. :)
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Sounds, but isn't.

Anyway, lack of capital letters and the context in which this sentence was used make it completely illogical for anonymous visitor while perfectly logical for us, despite being gramatically correct for both sides.
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But does it come in black?
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Twinkies are forever.
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In China, they probably have a sign for pee.
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If a tree falls and no one is there to hear, will there be chips with the fish?
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Deliver your lunch to Neptune.
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"Great Dane"

There's an oxymoron for ya.
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Too much tv isn't good for you. Especially if it's flying towards your face with a hundred kilometers an hour.
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I don't want to loose the sniffing mingus.
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Metagalactic llamas battle at the edge of time.
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"Fish don't sleep in beds."

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I've just found the wasp in refrigerator.
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How much would you tip a cow?
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bzzt
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Let's go to the zoo to see the fat lady sing.
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If there's one thing you don't tend to do on your average tuesday, it's jump into a swirly vortex of rainbow colours.
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If you have to breed, at least have the decency to wear a hat.
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I forgot to mention that there's a colour version.
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That's because George Tekay is a dancing panda.
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