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eMTe wrote:Wittgenstein eating the dracena lamp oh pretty much it's always.
Drasir-Vel wrote:Reading through this thread from here to the start is like your brain flipping over several times.
At least this thread defies "randomness", because my "random sentence" was perfectly logical. When I wrote the sentence Ive been writing on another forum, discussing issues related to Wittgenstein thoughts, I have dracena in my room and it is standing just next to the lamp. "oh pretty much is always" are just simple English words which came to mind and I decided to enhance my "random sentence" with them to make the sentence more "randomish". But there are not random sentences in this thread, and Freudian analysis (if you'll ever pursue to analyse this thread) will also get you nowhere, because people are totally aware about what they write and may even start poking fun at you. :wink:
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You are right. There are not completely mathematically random sentences in this thread. But that's not what i'm trying to make.
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Certainly, it would be fun to find out what you're trying to achieve, because afaik only logical (logical = "having common sense", not "being constructed accordingly with language rules") sentences produce meaningful results.

Regardless of the aim of this thread, this site might be of interest to you.
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You are cheater, because this sentence isn't "random". On the other hand, it wasn't meant as part of the game and because of that it is probably more "random" than any other sentence in this thread.

Ok, I won't interfere anymore. :ninja:
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eMTe wrote:You are cheater, because this sentence isn't "random".
To win, you have to cheat.
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I'm not going for the random in the sense of every word having to be completely mathematically random, but more like a place to post those funny sentences that don't relate to any existing conversation. What should the thread be titled then? The offtopic thread? Images expressed in a sentence?

I thought about renaming the thread to The Unexpected Reply to make it sound more witty, but thought better of it, because, i think, trying to define the topic of this thread would make boundaries which would be against the spirit of it, and kind of ruin it. Also, what if an antlion from Half Life 2 suddenly appeared from your living room floor?
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Two words: Markov chains.
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Can you please bring the trash in, I don't like the light any more.
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And now for my favorite quote of all time: Lisa shouldn't have brought the extra propane tanks to the rendezvous.
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Surprise! I'm a goat!
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Goats are ugly when drawn in blue.
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Chess? If you say so..
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Who let the dogs out?
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I think the friends of the talking bear did it.
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Introducing the Wookie opera.
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And so, the bottom was hit.
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Gravity is too slow for us.
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